imisslouisankles said: What is with these bruises? Like?? Harry is so clumsy! ;)

verily-i-say:

lexingtonky:

verily-i-say:

I’m calling it: SEX BRUISES.

I’m impatiently waiting for the day that Harry jumping around on stage makes his shirt to fly up, giving us a clear view of the sort of fingerprint bruises on his hips that could only be caused by being firmly gripped from behind for an extended amount of time.

It would be hilarious watching the het girls try to explain that… 

May not be visible with those laurel wreath tats. May be why those laurel wreath tats are where they are.

Ha, probably. God knows that’s the reason the ship tattoo is where it is. I mean…

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So have fun stroking your chins, making snide remarks, and being too cool to look like you’re having a good time in half-empty concert venues this weekend, fuckers. I’ll be at the One Direction show in a stadium full of people who are having the time of their lives.
ziallisamazayn:

na-rry:

riouharoldplusboobearequalslove:

Just forget about everything else and look at this gif. HOW COME I’VE NEVER SEEN THIS?! WHERE HAS THIS BEEN HIDING?!

in the closet^

^^^^^^^^this

ziallisamazayn:

na-rry:

riouharoldplusboobearequalslove:

Just forget about everything else and look at this gif. HOW COME I’VE NEVER SEEN THIS?! WHERE HAS THIS BEEN HIDING?!

in the closet^

^^^^^^^^this

haroldsweettommo:

thingsicandothingsicant:

They look like an actual couple


Harry’s lips say “I love it”.

haroldsweettommo:

thingsicandothingsicant:

They look like an actual couple

Harry’s lips say “I love it”.

skulls-and-tea:

consultingpiskies:

Sue Vertue for skulls-and-tea

I’M WEEPING 
ACTUAL TEARS OF JOY

Anonymous said: If you have to tell yourself "that doesn't make him gay" fifty times in ONE week I'm just going to go ahead and say it...he's probably gay!!!!

lornasaurusrex:

yngvolkayno:

lornasaurusrex:

yngvolkayno:

lornasaurusrex:

yngvolkayno:

lornasaurusrex:

lapelosa:

lornasaurusrex:

yngvolkayno:

lornasaurusrex:

yngvolkayno:

lornasaurusrex:

yngvolkayno:

lornasaurusrex:

yngvolkayno:

lornasaurusrex:

yngvolkayno:

lapelosa:

hipstapliz:

lapelosa:

Hahahahahahaha!

if something looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quacks like a duck

it’s probably a duck

Do you personally know this duck? No you don’t. No matter what the facts are, don’t say you think it’s a duck.

OMG, stop forcing a species on him! Just because you want him to be a duck, that doesn’t give you the right to use everything he quacks as proof that he’s a duck!

LISTEN TO ME WE DO NOT KNOW HIS BINOMIAL NOMENCLATURE AND UNLESS THE DUCK TELLS US WE MUST NOT ASSUME. IT’S SICK AND SLANDEROUS.  

THIS IS WHY HE CAN’T LIVE WITH ANOTHER DUCK ANYMORE. HE’S BEEN MOVING FROM BARNYARD TO BARNYARD FOR THE PAST TWO YEARS BECAUSE OF YOU DUCK BELIEVERS.

AND STOP SHOWING HIM POSTERS OF DUCKS IT WILL MAKE HIM UNCOMFORTABLE!  (DUCK ME! - IS TOTALLY OKAY THOUGH)

AND JUST BECAUSE HE SHOWS THAT HE’S CLEARLY COMFORTABLE WITH OTHER DUCKS, YOU STILL CAN’T SAY THAT YOU THINK HE’S POSSIBLY A DUCK HIMSELF, BECAUSE THAT’S CLEARLY ORNITHOPHOBIC. (ALSO, IF YOU HAVE A SHIRT SAYING SOMETHING DEROGATORY TOWARDS DUCK BELIEVERS, SO MUCH THE BETTER!) 

OF COURSE HE’S COMFORTABLE WITH OTHER DUCKS THEY’RE JUST BRO PALS THAT DOESN’T MAKE HIM A DUCK.

OH, AND JUST SO WE’RE CLEAR: JUST BECAUSE HE’S OKAY WITH DUCKS, DOESN’T MEAN HE IS A DUCK. HE LIKES CHICKENS. CHICKENS WITH EGGS. CHICKENS, CHICKENS, CHICKENS. HE VISITS 410 HEN HOUSES A YEAR!

YOU’RE JUST A JEALOUS CHICKEN THAT DOESN’T WANT HIM TO BE WITH OTHER CHICKENS THAT AREN’T /YOU/ SO YOU’VE MADE UP THIS DISGUSTING FANTASY THAT HE’S A DUCK.

YOU JUST WANT HIM TO BE A DUCK BECAUSE YOU THINK DUCKS ARE HOT. YOU DON’T EVEN CARE ABOUT HIM, YOU JUST WANT TO SEE HIM WITH ANOTHER DUCK BECAUSE OF SOME WEIRD SEX THING.

YOU TINHAT CHICKENS ARE JUST FETISHIZING DUCKS.

AND IF YOU’RE A DUCK YOURSELF YOU ARE JUST PROJECTING.

I KNOW A CHICKEN WHO KNOWS A CHICKEN WHO KNOWS A CHICKEN WHO SLEPT WITH HIM. SHE WAS NOT A DUCK. SHE WAS A CHICKEN. AND HE EATS CHICKEN THAT WHISPER ABOUT NOT EATING CHICKEN ON THE TMH TOUR WAS JUST A JOKE

AND NEVERMIND THE FACT THAT HE SEEMS REALLY RESPECTFUL OF CHICKENS, HE’S JUST A REALLY GOOD LIAR. HE GOES THROUGH A CHICKEN A DAY, HE’S THAT GOOD WITH CHICKENS.

YOU ARE RUINING KFC FOR THEM.

HIS EX ROOMMATE BRO PAL DUCK CAN’T EVEN HAVE A NORMAL RELATIONSHIP WITH *HIS* LONG TERM, LOVED UP, PRETTY BROWN FEATHERED CHICKEN, BECAUSE OF ALL THESE DUCK RUMORS!!

LOOK HOW LOVED UP.

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MEANWHILE, HERE ARE THE TWO BRO PALS WHO HAVE HAD THEIR FRIENDSHIPS RUINED.

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lol stop they’re just bros i know 10 ducks and all of them touch and look at their laddy bro pal ducks that way.

phase-of-rebellion said: IM AT THE FUCKING CONCERT AND DURING LITTLE THINGS HARRY SAID YOU SING AND EVERYONE WAS LIKE and I'm in love with you and all HIS (EVERYONE FUCKING SHOUTED HIS) little things KILL ME

liampaypal:

BLESS

Anonymous said: If you have to tell yourself "that doesn't make him gay" fifty times in ONE week I'm just going to go ahead and say it...he's probably gay!!!!

lornasaurusrex:

yngvolkayno:

lornasaurusrex:

yngvolkayno:

lornasaurusrex:

yngvolkayno:

lornasaurusrex:

yngvolkayno:

lornasaurusrex:

yngvolkayno:

lapelosa:

hipstapliz:

lapelosa:

Hahahahahahaha!

if something looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quacks like a duck

it’s probably a duck

Do you personally know this duck? No you don’t. No matter what the facts are, don’t say you think it’s a duck.

OMG, stop forcing a species on him! Just because you want him to be a duck, that doesn’t give you the right to use everything he quacks as proof that he’s a duck!

LISTEN TO ME WE DO NOT KNOW HIS BINOMIAL NOMENCLATURE AND UNLESS THE DUCK TELLS US WE MUST NOT ASSUME. IT’S SICK AND SLANDEROUS.  

THIS IS WHY HE CAN’T LIVE WITH ANOTHER DUCK ANYMORE. HE’S BEEN MOVING FROM BARNYARD TO BARNYARD FOR THE PAST TWO YEARS BECAUSE OF YOU DUCK BELIEVERS.

AND STOP SHOWING HIM POSTERS OF DUCKS IT WILL MAKE HIM UNCOMFORTABLE!  (DUCK ME! - IS TOTALLY OKAY THOUGH)

AND JUST BECAUSE HE SHOWS THAT HE’S CLEARLY COMFORTABLE WITH OTHER DUCKS, YOU STILL CAN’T SAY THAT YOU THINK HE’S POSSIBLY A DUCK HIMSELF, BECAUSE THAT’S CLEARLY ORNITHOPHOBIC. (ALSO, IF YOU HAVE A SHIRT SAYING SOMETHING DEROGATORY TOWARDS DUCK BELIEVERS, SO MUCH THE BETTER!) 

OF COURSE HE’S COMFORTABLE WITH OTHER DUCKS THEY’RE JUST BRO PALS THAT DOESN’T MAKE HIM A DUCK.

OH, AND JUST SO WE’RE CLEAR: JUST BECAUSE HE’S OKAY WITH DUCKS, DOESN’T MEAN HE IS A DUCK. HE LIKES CHICKENS. CHICKENS WITH EGGS. CHICKENS, CHICKENS, CHICKENS. HE VISITS 410 HEN HOUSES A YEAR!

YOU’RE JUST A JEALOUS CHICKEN THAT DOESN’T WANT HIM TO BE WITH OTHER CHICKENS THAT AREN’T /YOU/ SO YOU’VE MADE UP THIS DISGUSTING FANTASY THAT HE’S A DUCK.

YOU JUST WANT HIM TO BE A DUCK BECAUSE YOU THINK DUCKS ARE HOT. YOU DON’T EVEN CARE ABOUT HIM, YOU JUST WANT TO SEE HIM WITH ANOTHER DUCK BECAUSE OF SOME WEIRD SEX THING.

YOU TINHAT CHICKENS ARE JUST FETISHIZING DUCKS.

Anonymous said: My headcanon is that the big bruise on Harry's left arm came from Louis pinning/holding him down with his hands above his head. Oops.

haveyouquitefinishedlouis:

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